did he fucking decapitate someone?
Ignorance can be bliss—but don’t you just love knowing that there’s amazing power and wicked technology inside every Ford? Let AND Is Better whisk you away to your happy AND spider-free place.
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this citybut I’m just someone passing by
At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.
This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California
or that your penis reaches all the way to California
two kinds of people
Two kinds of people
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?
hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?
hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?
I realized this some time ago. All the high school musical plots are basically the same in different settings/ time periods.
i cant express how much i hate fucking bees
then stop fucking bees???? it’s really a simple solution